The year is closing out and we’ve had some kickass books and some major flops in 2014. Normally we do something fancy and give authors stuff, but fuck that shit, we’re here for you, so instead of making all these fancy prizes, let’s just slap $500 down to give away (plus we’re kinda lazy). Also we’re making fun of some of the authors/books so they may not like our award so much… don’t be baby bitches, authors, it’s all in good fun. But in future, maybe you should steer away from writing crap.
Readers this is how it’s gonna go: we give you the categories (below), you have until Tuesday 6pm central to come up with books you think should fit them. If you know some now drop them in the comments. The $500 giveaway all goes down on Tuesday during our Twitter nominations – yes, I said Twitter. You better download the app and you better start following because that’s the best way to win.
We’ll start tweeting out the categories, you throw books at us, and we can all catfight it out. Bring something to drink because we’re going to ruin lives and make dreams… ahh fuck, who am I kidding? We’re just going to get drunk and give money away to make sure we stay on Santa’s naughty list. Check below to make sure you have all the details you need to get your hands on the cash.
TO WIN the $500, YOU MUST be on our mailing list (we e-mail once a week), following us on twitter (the more you tweet us during the awards, the higher the chance to win), and you must enter the raffle.
Whoops, my Fist Slipped award for most dickish hero
The Wait, What? for most wtf moment
The Diabetes & Dental Health award for sweetest/cheese
Book I Want Inside Me
Should Have Stopped At 2%
Hardest Vagina Clench
Heroine Too Stupid to Live
Best Ass play
Hottest Cunt Munch
1 winner picked from raffle – $100
1 winner picked from twitter interaction (More interaction = Better odds) – $300
Winner’s e-mails will be verified with our mailing list… if you’re not on list you will be disqualified
NOTE: Winning money will go through AMAZON or Paypal ONLY!